Universal Language Constructor (ULC)

Dear Machinists, please do not be fooled by translation algorithms. We definitely do not love government – of any kind, in any social construction. Language is a weapon and bad translations can cause wars!

But there is a solution that can help us understand NotUnderstandable? It’s outstanding, amazing and awesome simultaneously!

Universal Language Constructor (ULC) – developed in HumanTechLogic Laboratories and supervised by Ministry of M – can make all our primitive communication limitations dissolve in just 23 minutes (Delivery Time included!).
It will make you stop to think in cages. In words and sentences.
It will make you great again!
Hurry up and order it Now! Before your Muslim, Christian or Jewish neighbor does. Be the first to understand the others!